Hey, mom, you wanna play H1N1?
Without leaving me a choice, she swooped in gave me an imaginary shot and slapped a sticker on my imaginary owie.
I guess I’m innoculated now.
If you don’t do your chores, Poppa says he’s gonna haystack you!
I’m not sure what that means but it sounds pretty scary, especially if your, like, four.
We’re seriously taking cover over here. Someone let a bossy, shot totin’, self-proclaimed princess loose.