What do all these things have in common?
lotion rubbed into my CD players speakers
a whole pump bottle of liquid soap smeared on counter-tops and in the sink
dozens of drinks, in sippy cups, with lids mysteriously removed, dumped down the front of pretty pink outfits
a small body covered in Picasso like drawings
gum wrappers and bits of chewed gum littering the floor
a whole bottle of hand sanitizer dumped over chubby legs
A mischievous, curious, pig-tail-wearin', blue eyed, 2-year-old,